I heard a joke
A friend told this story this afternoon.
So, a guy gets a phone call from his buddy. “Can I bunk with you guys for a few weeks?”
The guy pauses, then asks, “What happened?”
The buddy explains. “I figured that Obama’s secret of getting along should work in my home, too. So .. I told my wife, Honey, I guarantee that in four years, I will be cheating on you only half as much as I cheated on you this week. Isn’t that wonderful?”
The guy considers this. “Well, do you need a ride to the emergency room, first?”
As a commentary on managing a marriage, the point is a bit obscure. (No cheating is allowed.) But the point of this “story” is less about adultery or relationships – than a criticism of Obamanomics.
Some weeks ago I heard one of the few Blonde jokes that I like.
Did you hear about the Blonde homeowner?
She paid her mortgage.
Ha! And you thought I was going to tell about someone doing something stupid. Doing the right thing is never stupid.
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